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Name: Tips

Role: Delivery Girl

Age: 24

Height: 6'3"

Qualities: Energetic, fun, uber thicc, wild (especially in bed!), oddly tall, nerd-cute, has too much power.

Bio: Tips is the face of Pizza Thot, and the BEST delivery girl ever.

Taken/Account: Tips.

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Name: Pineapple

Role: Waiter

Age: 20

Height: 5'4"

Qualities: Sweet, soft, passive and cute, hung as a horse, plenty of cushion, access to free pizza, redhead, easy-going.

Bio: Pineapple is the newest hire to Pizza Thot as of recent, he serves people their pizzas, and does lotsa lewd stuff.

Taken/Account: Pineapple.

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Name: Boss

Role: Manager

Age: 32

Height: 4'10"

Qualities: Tiny, yet thicc, extremely soft, easy to carry around, lots of butt stuff, tsundere, runs the store.

Bio: Boss is the general manager at Pizza Thot. While Tips is the face of Pizza Thot, Boss is in charge of it all.

Taken/Account: Plump.

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Name: Milkbar

Role: Waitress

Age: 21

Height: 5'6"

Qualities: Thickest Thot, natural milk, dairy addiction, very passive, can digest grass(?)

Bio: Milkbar is one of the waitress' at Pizza Thot, but on top of that she's in charge of desserts. If you want some creamy ice cream, come to Milkbar.

Taken/Account:

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Name: Chadsworth

Role: Customer Service

Age: 33

Height: 5'11"

Qualities: Very strong, gentleman, moustache, good at throwing people out, tough, teddy-bear love.

Bio: Chadsworth is the head of customer service, specifically in charge of making sure all customers leave satisfied and smiling.

Taken/Account:

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Name: Cash

Role: Cashier

Age: 19

Height: 5'8"

Qualities: Very chill, tough love, chewing bubblegum, short hair, very, very pretty eyes, not afraid of scary situations.

Bio: When you come into Pizza Thot, two things are certain. You're going to get sex/pizza, and you're gonna pay Cash. Yes, they accept credit cards.

Taken/Account:

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Name: Chef

Role: Chef

Age: 23

Height: 5'7"

Qualities: Boyish AND girly, cute ponytail, a great cook, notsogirlyinthepants, always has that toothpick out.

Bio: Chef is in charge of all the yummy food coming out of Pizza Thot. That, and he's in contending with Pineapple for 'Cutest Boi Award."

Taken/Account: Tanuki

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Name: PeaBea/PB

Role: Delivery/Mascot

Age: ?

Height: ?

Qualities: Mysterious, sexy accent, never late, rockin' bod, likes skin-tight suits, silver tongue.

Bio: Nothing is known about PB. Literally. Boss doesn't even remember hiring her, but she's a great worker, so she's stuck around. Nobodies ever seen her face, which makes for great stories and theories!

Taken/Account: PeaBea

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